“Yes darling,” I said.
“You’re always really, really, really tired mum,” he said.
“Yes darling,” I said.
He sighed and trotted off to wake his little brother. He knew mum wouldn’t play Transformers with him. Didn’t even ask me. Poor kid.
He’s right. I am tired. Since the start of the year, I’ve felt physically and mentally knackered. And I’m not the only one. My friends are feeling it too. Can’t shake the cold. Can’t sleep. No energy. So tired.
Yesterday, after the disappointed child had gone to childcare and my 3rd coffee, I decided something had to be done.
So I got Googling.
Here are 6 energy and immunity boosting tricks I’m hoping will work their magic on my burnt-out body and brain.
1. Body clock work
According to the chi (energy) cycle, the best time to exercise is before 7am. Getting up early sounds like a shit idea when you’re knackered, but just try and get up a fraction earlier each day. I usually get up at 7am when the kids do so 6.30am shouldn’t be too much of a shock to my system (but we’ll see). That gives me time for 20 minutes of yoga or a brisk walk before the mayhem.
The chi cycle say that your energy peaks mid-morning. That makes sense – I’m most productive between 9 and 11am. Ms Chi then recommends taking a nap in the afternoon. If you can’t snooze (due to pesky work/offspring commitments), avoid meetings, confronting conversations and important phone calls at this time. Once you understand your natural rhythm of energy, you can work on the important stuff during your peak hours, increasing productivity along with your energy levels.
2. Eat, shit, live
We all know poo problems can make us feel shitty so I’m choosing a shit ton of vegetables, herbal teas and water and shelving the ‘fun’ food (white carbs and dairy) for a while. Digest Zen essential oil (by doTERRA) is amazing for sorting out anything spews-and-poos related. Pop a drop under your tongue in the morning and/or dilute a few drops in a carrier oil to rub on your tummy. Try and eat more immune-boosting foods too, including ginger, garlic, onion, pot-set full fat natural yoghurt, green tea and seaweed.
3. Citrus hit
Super-smart medical folks have long recognised the connection between citric acid deficiency and chronic fatigue. Vitamin C also helps you absorb more nutrients from food so eat your oranges first thing in the morning. If you can’t eat citrus, smell it – citrus scents stimulate alertness so use high-quality, low-tox citrus essential oils as your ‘pure-fume’.
4. Caffeine and sugar
Dear coffee and chocolate, your quick energy fixes are my sweet saviours but you’re turning me into a crazed shaking psychopath by the afternoon. This is unpleasant for my children and other humans unlucky enough to come into contact with me during the day. How can we work it out? Love Bec.
Every 5 minutes there’s a study to say coffee is good/bad for you; chocolate is good/bad for you. So what the flip is healthy? The answer is boring as bat shit – it’s all about balance. Don’t overdo it. Get your endorphin buzz from the occasional square of dark chocolate and avoid head-pounding panic by drinking no more than two single espresso coffees a day.
5. Do yoga
Yoga freaks poncing about in their Lululemon can be mildly annoying, but the smug bastards sleep better, relax more easily and are mentally sharper than us. The stretching, slow and controlled movements, and focus on your breath reduces tension and stress. I’ve just bought a 10 class yoga pass. However, I will not be purchasing over-priced spandex to go with it.
6. Say no
Don’t try and be superhuman – being tired can quickly turn into something more serious. Be your own best friend/over-protective PA. Say no whenever you can. Purge low-value tasks from your to-do list. Stop spending time with toxic energy-suckers (you know who they are). And practice some self love.
Given all of the above a good crack but still feel exhausted? Get your thyroid tested. Chronic fatigue can be a symptom of hyperthyroidism. Visit your doctor if you’ve been tired for ages.
It’s not going to be overnight, but just maybe I’ll be transformed back to my (Optimus) prime in time to help my son save the world from the evil forces of the Decepticons. I’ll give you an update in a couple of weeks.
Image courtesy of gratisography.